Thursday, September 29, 2011

BABY IN THE AIR

Beneath a paper thin shelter of tattered awning Kid Tom fumbled for the red plastic nodule that would detonate the megaton explosive that would blow up the glittering golden palace which balanced on a precipice of colossal wealth in the center of this desolate town.

It was time, but he hesitated. His hands shook, like they shook every day for the noonday earthquake. But it was not noonday. It was niilday, in the morning, and there should be no shaking. This was a self induced quake. Why? He had prepared for this. He had paid for this in suffering and sorrow. This was his moment. To retune the sad melody of history. Why balk?

Kid glared up at the towering height toward his heavenly target. His booted feet planted firmly on firm ground. The box that bore the nodule planted firmly in his firm grasp. Why balk?

Because.

Because his partner, the contemptuous, violent, yet undeniably powerful Malika Max was within that palace. They had designed the bomb together, they had built the bomb together, but she carried the bomb alone, a bomb that would obliterate her in the instant it came to life. The bomb itself was a handmade beauty. When you gazed into it's heart you saw malice, violence, power. You threw yourself into the arms of the bomb's perfection. A great man would do anything to lose his life into such a bomb's embrace. Malika carried the bomb in her womb, like a child. It was the only place to hide such a thing in such a secure arena.

Kid thought back on today's determined walk through the noxious morning gloom. Malika and he together, hands clasped. Quiet yet communicating, in that almost telepathic way they had developed. Sweat mingled in the crevices formed where filthy fingers came together in the heat of summer as the mechanical sun flared awake to bake in the new day. They walked past rotting corpse and disintegrating mechanism. They walked past burning bush and scorched debris. They walked past and through the wreckage that 99 percent of the population lived in so they might get within reach of the 1 percent. The creators. The givers of food, warmth, shelter, even air. The Xutivs. The givers who had stopped, in any measurable amount, giving any such things having finally constructed perfect mindless servitors to do the tasks they needed. But over the years enough stuff had been cast into the depths of poverty for the clever like Malika and Kid to build this bomb, out of scarred material and scavenged manuals. Now one last turn of trickery and Malika could deliver this gift into the arms of the Xutivs. And though it would not save the starving 99 percent, it would even the playing field at a lowly nothing. If you can't join them, beat them.

Malika's infusion into the palace's High Society was strangely easy. She had been an enigma as a child having been gifted with the one trait that defined high status. From birth, she had somehow, no one knows how, had the proper Xutiv "$"(pronounced "Cash-Money") birthmark upon her forehead, a mark only passed genetically. Perhaps she was stolen royalty with a lie as a past but Malika's upbringing was that of a "lowly worm" as the 99% were called. Her parents could barely muster enough milk to cool her crying. They concealed the mark, for to wear it on the streets of Ghoul City was to call out for torture and death itself. For no one was more hated amongst the lowly than the marked.

But now was now. After Kid and Malika parted with a long kiss, an exchange of breath and a quick turn away she removed her headscarf and walked brazenly past a group of death's door youth. They saw her mark, howled, snorted, clawed the ground and gave chase. She ran screeching towards the pearly gates of the palace, ready to claim the embarrassing yet not punishable folly of venturing outside the grounds for some sort of trinket or task and getting discovered by this slovenly hoard. Her "$" in clear view, the gates opened quickly and she was in. Before the wardens had time to probe her story she slipped into the labyrinth of silver hallways and mirrors that the Scary Looker had mapped for them from inside his Death Water Trance. Malika walked freely because the mark opened every door inside this nirvana. Every cool glass of pure water was hers to drink. Every scented bath was hers to slip into. But she remained focused. Eventually she found the Carniveral Hall, the center of all, where the Xutivs spent their time in constant orgy and feast. A pulsing mass of powdered scented flesh in a room the size of as far as the eye can see. A festival of everything one could want to seize in the world.

Kid sensed her position and jiggled the nodule in the proper pattern. Malika felt a sense of pleasure as the bomb was informed with the code that would unleash it's potential. She let out a slight sigh, barely audible. The Xutivs heard. The hall went silent. For the sound they heard was of a specific form of pleasure they could not recognize, an unrecognizable depth of feeling. All turned to face her.

She smiled and in an instant her beauty cracked open in a volcanic flare that welcomed the heights to the depths of despair.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

SHOPPING FOR DIVERSION

Indigo Dug was flustered, fatigued, but dead set on success.

Her socks had come unglued from her skinny shins and they were pushing her sneakers off.

“Damnit, If I lose these sneakers then I’ll have feets of ice for the next two months!”

Unlike the socks, Winter was holding fast, killing birds, plants, good spirits and diminishing the glow of skin.

Winter was eating them up.

ID estimated she aged ten years every Winter, then shed nine and a half of them each spring.

After entering through the back stairs, she took the cats out of the bag and attached the small harness to them, bribing them with catnip, tuna, rubber balls and a sizable injection of speed in the neck. When the sled was in place she dropped the human head stuffed with firecrackers into the captain’s seat, lit them up, and kicked the cats in the ass.

They took off.

Through hordes of shoppers returning their underliked and illfit Christmas gifts the cat cart tore. Tripping up elderly ladies dragging bedsore-aggravating chair massagers, bouncing off awkward young men grasping too large underwear with muscles only dreaming of bonecrushing strength. More-Men with boxes of wedding rings were knocked off their feet to be caught by huddles of wives, matching grandchildren watching aghast. The Pious-Us dropped to their knees and prayed, twisting an ankle here, shattering a hip bone there. One went down with a bottle rocket screeching into an eye socket. Anyone not within the range of chaos received Flix on their implants, spreading the insanity building wide. The Ma-SecuriTeam was on the scene before you could eat two burgers and a gallon of fries. One young girl leapt from the third floor to splatter next to a sunglass salesman, who jumped backwards ten feet, flattening his kiosk, which crushed the leg of a saintly school teacher. She would never walk again.

In the panic ID pocketed an ipod and some stickers, tried on some slippers and a knit hat, snacked on a chocolate bar and helped a hammock find it’s way into her bag. She introduced herself to a wallet that was dozing in the pocket of a GangstahYoungstah and checked the time.

“I wonder what’s playing in the Cineplex!?”

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

EYE COLLECTOR

Prince Prance had a favorite store, Eye Collector. A small, overstuffed closet of a storefront, packed with every object, color and sound imagined and forgotten.

Passing jeweled lamp, swatch watch, alien radio, and handheld mirror Prance pushed his way into the racks of musty clothing so deep as to find worlds and wombs among the folds of sprawling dresses, hats and mats. Whole families tucked into the pocket of a giant’s pantsuit or an ogres overalls, sheltering siblings who had not seen the sun their entire life, feasting on crumbs pulled from suitcases some 4000 years old, made of stretched neanderthal skin on bone frame. Blankets and bedsheets that released smells ancient, foreign and impenetrable blocked certain stringing paths. Books covered with markings and patterns that had lost all meaning to any living thing collapsed into themselves, a thriving compost of dead language.

Tunneling into a pile of action figures, (He-man, Thundercats, Micronauts, Musclemen) Prance found a skull encrusted door that opened to a huge lake-filled cavern packed with candles all unique. They glowed, flickered, licked and glared from faces of strange shaped flame.

An orchestra of musical instruments played themselves on an island in the flooded chamber’s center accompanied by a beat of drips on pots.

A man so ancient as to predate time sat in a rickety timber boat.

“Play me a song as pretty as that one,” he gestured to the instruments, “and I’ll grant you the secret of eternal life”

Prince Prance excavated himself from the troves and hurried home to his hovel, hidden among brambles behind a building quite forgotten in a part of town fell off the map.

He pulled out his casio and his cassette 4-track.

“I’ve got to record some good shit tonight!”


Thursday, January 29, 2009

SPECIAL IS WHAT HAPPENED

Nobody believed that it was because Yabo plunged his focused tool into a fool’s scrawled map that the Gargantuan Who Was Eating Life and Land split asunder and fell to the earth. Most likely it was merely a coincidence that in the moment his article pierced the paper a crack appeared in the monstrosities face, followed its smile, and ripped off its head from that gracious grin up.

When Yabo-Five finally ditched the other 9 Yabos and found Ramrak Ran, RRR was living in a small first floor apartment with his new wife Teresa and their child, Special. The magnets on his refrigerator spelled it out, “Special is the best thing that ever happened”. RRR had changed his name to Gary Norman and he was happy and at peace. His job was not so creative that it tapped his strength yet not so physical that it sapped his strength. He designed tour brochures of certain historic areas in the city for a company called “Hidden Gems”.

“Uncovering things best kept secret for five years”

“Yabo, I want to thank you. I know it was you who caused the schism that granted me a new life of calm and focus. I know it was you who brought down the beast that was eating our future. I will remember you forever and if I have another child as we are planning, one of the twelve names on our list is Gabe which is spelled roughly like your own name.”

Gary Norman’s home was only a few blocks from the site of the Gargantuan’s corpse and Yabo decided to take a walk over using one of Hidden Gems hot-off-the-press brochures about the site as a guide.

The dripping form draped over five blocks of the financial district and reeked of a thousand open sewers filled with ten thousand shits of meat-eating man. It had attracted a gaggle of sightseekers. Noseplugs $2 a pair.

“The better to behold the beheaded behemoth”

Just after his arrival the festering form began to quake and boil. Nothing in the brochure could explain it.

Yabo stepped inside a storefront and watched from behind a pane of thick glass.

The colossal carcass ripped open, letting loose a frothing frenzy of manlike maggots. They tore through the onlookers, six-inch teeth devouring first clothing and then what was beneath.


Wednesday, January 28, 2009

CELLULAR REUNIFICATION

It was the day after the Gargantuan fell, and the 500,000 inhabitants of Grave City-One headed for cover. Yabo-Five walked with the other seven Yabos down a dusty hallway deep underground kicking up clouds of clipped toenails, hair, skin, eyelashes, dried blood. ,They were seven years apart in age and walked seven feet between them. Had their shoes been size seven a heavenly straw would have appeared to suck them into the ether.

Finding a cell phone in the pocket of Yabo-Four, Five called Prince Prance at the Temple Tantrum. Prance was manning a gathering of Discoids, selling new manna based energy bars to their fiendish appetites. Five got the answering machine….

“don’t call me in the morning,

don’t call me in the afternoon.

Don’t call me in the evening,

Don’t call me in the night.

If you can find a different time,

Like in between the lines,

Call me whenever you like.”

He didn’t bother leaving a message, Prance was an impatient man, and Yabo was bleeding self indulgence.

Yabo-Six looked sick, grey under the eyes. Tongue pale and foamy. White dried spit on his lips. Six had little to say with his gravel of a voice.

Yabo-Two complained of being hungry.

Yabo-Seven walked tall and seemed focused on something up ahead.

Steam glistened from a floor vent in an alcove. they laid down amidst the vapor in the bed of discarded electric bills.

A motorized cat purred by, its solar panel perky and flitting.

Yabo-One was missing.

“Good fucking riddance. One less yesturday to think about, my past has left me behind….”

“hey Three, you try and call Prance”

three rings later and it picks up……. A low gurgle, a distant giggle and a distinctive popping sound. The stamping of tiny feet?


Thursday, August 21, 2008

LONELY SOULS

Deep yet pitted silence that night. Broken here and there by the scream of police or fire. “Burn! BURN!” they YELL. “Burn false realities, cleanse back to One Path!” Every night something burned. Ever since the Schism that ripped the town in two. Time now realigned with past and future side by side. Yabo and YoungYYabo walked together in the deep black fever pitch. Somewhere sunk down by Sycamore Street. Footstep and hoofstomp absorbed into blanket of still living…..

“donuts” said YoungYYabo. “That’s all I want.” He’d been watching Twin Peaks, where donuts are a reoccurring visual. The texture, sugar clumps cling, adhered to edges. Super glue to glue skin. Sugar saps strength, brown sludge to slow motion.

The Yabos pass an arm blown off by soldier. Arm blown off of soldier. Past a group soldering the arm back on a robot soldier who had fallen against a pile of light blue aluminum trash cans with portraits of 1991 TV stars painted on them. The robotic 2090 Corpsmen had been patrolling the streets, returning in shifts to their Floating Citadel. All in all there were 15 different authorities now in town. But it was not hard to elude them, all you needed to do was duck into the vast pool of a new period. Hide behind a skin of memory. Step inside a stare of shadow. Peter down a rabbit hole. Melt into a meld of alley and Tra La Lolleys. Ditch into the drip of a drainage duct, the network of plastic pipe bringing the acid and single celled Rainlike miles from the rooftops where city hit the sky, where rich OnceMen played golf under a false sun. A hole in one, a hole in Wonder.

I looked down at myself as this young boy. And OldYabo looked over at me. A broken twisted frame. No, Look again with a new path taken, give a simple token. Old Me stands a healthy third generation EmbryonicSource grown Radical.

I need to find the others, I’ve lost touch…….

Sunday, December 30, 2007

WE MADE OUR INCISION

“THE TIME IS NOW!"

all present eyes opened in unison.

one prying eye monitoring the room through a surveillance camera intensified it's gaze.

a group sigh was exhaled.

"who are you?" breathed Yabo,

the naked newcomer came into view, a nonSex.

Yabo could not help but stare at its crotch, which instead of general reproductive organs contained a small black hole. a colorless infinity. in a moment Yabo was sucked into the void of deep space and carried across an eternity. he spent a small lifetime in that generous expanse.

"but first we must rip open a section of reality"

Yabo snapped back into dim room.

the nonSex sat in the fifth chair. the five joined hands. "can we do it, just the five of us?", Faytus asked.

"we can, if you focus on the tear, conjure up the image of the thing in life you want to tear the most. not destroy, but re-align. open up. except you Yabo, you decide the place where it needs to happen. you aim the weapon."

"NOW!"

the table lit like a small sun

the street door slammed shut

the foliage burst into flame

the prying eye went blind

something within the crotchverse turned its momentum toward a distant newborn star

greygary shattered, sending small pellets of himself into the flesh of the others.

Faytus shrieked and Ramrak howled

the nonSex smiled,

and Yabo glanced down at the map and made his decision....